masticateing........

to chew food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am masticating!!!!!!

by bo-bob November 10, 2004

castigate

verb. a popular combination of castrate and investigate.

Your girlfriend is going to be so pissed you didn't call her back, she's going to castigate you!!!

by PirateK April 1, 2010

mastikator

It is basicly a longer word for the word Master.
Mastikator
Mas____ter (er-or)
Master-Mastikator

I am the mastikator!

by Mastikator November 1, 2004

mastergate

Almost masterbate, but with a "gate" at the end to add a comic effect.

Don't make me mastergate all over you!

by The Frog Clinger January 18, 2008

masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

masicate

to chew something. eat.mashinhg action of the jaw!

masticate with your mouth closed!
your face has just got mighty masticated by that rail.

by alaura May 13, 2005

Masticator

One who rubs their elbow until they ejaculate.

Should be used to represent someones name.

Hey man, that guy over there is such a masticator.

I AM THE MASTICATOR.

by RainbowBunchie April 7, 2011