masturcate

the process of jerking off into a woman's vagina while halfway in; the act of masturbating while fornicating;

I masturcated that girl so hard last night..it was awesome.

by DMoney March 3, 2004

masticulate

when a megaladon bites a human testicle

the megaladon decided it was a good idea to masticulate the lonesome diver.

by jimbolinni May 13, 2005

post mastication turbulence

What happens after eating beans or spicy food.

After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.

by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010

Premature Mastication

The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings

Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.

by Ow Chap November 15, 2019

Mastical

Meaning edible. A combination of the words masticate and edible, both have similar meanings, thus making it useful in the context referring to food.

Is this pizza mastical?

Yes.

by Ilisten2Metal June 11, 2014

masticabulary

A vocabulary that chews up the vocabulary of all contenders

I wield my masticabulary like a big dictionary hangin' shade over your cerebral vortex

by Voluninousrr March 6, 2017

Mativated

Mativated - to feel motivated to form a friendship with another person.

A feel mativated to make that person a mate.

by Dicky Knee November 21, 2018