masterstate

a person who master bates at least once in every state

dude i cant believe you jerked it in every state you're a masterstate

by visualprick December 17, 2016

mastercraftful

Exceedingly craftful; master of certain craft or skill.

His mastercraftful drafting strategy won him the 2018 fantasy football championship.

by Unnamedfantasyfootballguy August 21, 2019

emo masterbater

Someone so emo they cut themselves while masterbating and use the blood as lube.

Dudes totally an emo masterbater

by svensterama December 3, 2014

The lonely masterbater

When your irrational fan base immediately masturbate when they hear your name. Even after your failed career.

Chad heard the name Jimmer in the produce section, now those apples have a protein glaze and he is know as "the lonely masterbater."

by Bman88 April 8, 2019

Mastercraftwich

A Mastercraftwich is when you, your girl, your friend and his girl are on a Mastercraft Wakeboard boat- all busted up on bender juice- and while you are "blastin" your girl spread eagle at the stern of the boat. your boy picks up his girl...throws her on your back so you can feel titties on your chest and back now...and then he proceeds to hit her off while she smacks your ass!

Yo Jive Turkey...lets take these two Minnesota Twins on the wakeboard whip fo a lil Mastercraftwich!

by Tankhead June 27, 2007

masterbateable

A word that can be used to replace debatable. It's better to use however when talking about the attractiveness of somebody.

Guy 1: Dude Jessica Alba is the hottest girl ever.
Guy 2: That's masterbateable.

by zerordie323 January 23, 2011

Masterbater

One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
See: masterbate

The kid across the street is a damn masterbater, did you ever smell his hands?

by OneHungryHungryHippo May 4, 2004