An italian name, great in bed makes women happy and asking for more. 3 inches more of penis than DENNIS GRIFFIN.
by abeto February 16, 2010
1. A Freewill thinker who is capable of many accomplishments
2. A Recording Artist in the SouthWest Arizona Territory
3. A Sexual genius with the swagger of Austin Powers
4. Has awesomeness oozing out his very being!
2. A Recording Artist in the SouthWest Arizona Territory
3. A Sexual genius with the swagger of Austin Powers
4. Has awesomeness oozing out his very being!
Dumb Slut 1: That guy totally just walked up to me and talked me out of my number.... I don't even know why I gave it to him...
Dumb Slut 2: Well he looked cute what's the problem?? Besides... he reminds me of a Mario!
Dumb Slut 2: Well he looked cute what's the problem?? Besides... he reminds me of a Mario!
by 2 Smooth February 5, 2010
A "Mario" is a man falsely accused of sexual misconduct, named after DeMario Jackson, who was falsely accused by drunken Bachelor in Paradise contestant Corinne Olympios but cleared because video tape evidence showed she consented.
Princess Corinne from Paradise will choose to get drunk
And falsely accuse a Mario she used for sexual gratification.
And falsely accuse a Mario she used for sexual gratification.
by Stargnoc June 25, 2017
A Gaming icon all over the world
Mario is a horny italian plumber who goes through eight different world fighting koopa's, goomba's, bowser and all sorts of enemies just so he can get laid by princess peach.
After killing bowser eight times in the first game he finds peach and gets laid.
Along the way he finds shrooms which make him big, and gets him high, flowers which make him throw fireballs, and also makes him high, and a star that makes him unstoppable.
He also has a brother named luigi who is also hellbent on getting laid by princess peach.
After getting laid he just goes and does it all over again
Mario is a horny italian plumber who goes through eight different world fighting koopa's, goomba's, bowser and all sorts of enemies just so he can get laid by princess peach.
After killing bowser eight times in the first game he finds peach and gets laid.
Along the way he finds shrooms which make him big, and gets him high, flowers which make him throw fireballs, and also makes him high, and a star that makes him unstoppable.
He also has a brother named luigi who is also hellbent on getting laid by princess peach.
After getting laid he just goes and does it all over again
by Example555 January 31, 2009
An Italian plumber who was created by the Japanese, who looks Mexican, can jump like he is black, runs like a Nigerian, and collects coins like a Jew.
Mario is the greatest
by Char94oh December 20, 2016
A suave Hispanic man who you should beware of when at your local Dairy Queen. Mario has been known for stealing yo bitch in exchange for a cheesequake blizzard. It should also be noted that it is best not to be found alone in the liquor room when wearing yoga pants when Mario is working... tú sabes ;) You will know when Mario is around by the excessive yelling of "OOOOHCHALA MAMA" followed by loud barking and sexual innuendos. Please don't call HR on Mario... he means well.
by La Meche April 24, 2019
Mario refers to psilocybin mushrooms. This word refers to the video game character Mario, who consumes mushrooms to evolve.
by Trigga3561 January 10, 2017