marinating

The process a female virgin's vagina goes through while awaiting it's first glorious penetration.

"Man that poonani's been marinating for 18 years!"

by Hershel Krustophsky August 8, 2005

mathinator

1. The dude - Not sure what he really does, but he has his own desk and that's good enough to earn some respect.

2. Most likely to organize the Titty Club meeting.

Zach: ::rubbing himself:: What's all up in teh club?

by misterfred December 1, 2004

Marinate

The act of inserting one's penis into a vagina. Once inside no movement or friction is allowed. You just chill, and I imaging you try not to look each other in the eye.

A common practice amongst religious youth... the poor bastards.

"Jill, don't cry. You aren't going to hell. It's not like we came. We just marinated. It means we love each other."

by IntoxicatedMormon June 18, 2009

marinating

to stew in one's own juices when sexually aroused.

Look at Tara rocking back and forth over there. She must be marinating over that guy.

by Jenee Mmmm June 8, 2007

Beer Marinated Brat

A brat (Bratwurst; dick) that has been placed in a class of beer for 15 minutes or more

His girl then performs a Full Service Lube Job; he asks her if she tasted anything different; he then hands her the glass of beer that marinated his dick so that she can wash down any remaining cum in her mouth

When MOCO performs a Beer Marinated Brat, he likes to use Stella Artois; US beers aren't classy enough for such a job!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

malinator

a malinator is a person with a deep love for josh malina

oh my god did you see josh malina in The West Wing?!?? I’m a malinator now... he’s just so good.

by malinatorrr October 5, 2020

marinatin' the porcelain

Having diarrhea so bad it seems as though the fecal matter will permanently stain the porcelain toilet.

I ate a bunch of bad food yesterday and was up all night marinatin' the porcelain

by Asmeister December 23, 2010