Married to the game

Married to the game can mean the person is married (obligated) to the game.

The game referring to: the rap game and or industry

the drug game

rap: "nah dog, i can't go shooting tonight, I'm married to the game and it needs me to go to sleep, i have a gig tomorrow"

drug: "the game isn't going to let me leave, i'm in this for the long run, drug dealer for life.."

Lyrics: Lil Wayne - Fireman - "Addicted to the game like Jordan and Payton.."

by j453 August 21, 2011

Married Mans Mongrel Maul

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.

I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011

practically married

In a long term, serious relationship. Not yet married but with plans to marry. Taken. Off the market.

"Sorry, I don't sleep with bar skags, I'm a practically married man."

by AnneOminous November 10, 2008

gay married

Gay married is the state of two people of the same sex joined legally. The distinction of "gay married" as opposed to just "married" denotes the inherently separate but unequal legal status they have achieved.

Finally, two men can go to Provincetown for the weekend and get gay married.

by Derek Hartley May 18, 2004

Married By Facebook

Persons of the same or opposite sex or Facebook itself come into a technological binding agreement that confirms marriage.

That ring means nothing until you have updated your status to let your friends know that you have been Married by Facebook.

Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.

Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded

by c-hat-e August 5, 2012

married man

A married man is a term used to describe any person in an exclusive relationship (male or female)

Note: The person does not have to actually be married or a man. Just a person in an exclusive relationship.

P: Alyssa! You homewrecker! He was a married man!

A: no he wasn't! He just had a girlfriend!

P: Thats a married man!

by diagonaldog November 7, 2010

married single mom

A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids

" Hey honey, do you know how to feed the baby? Ugh, I feel like A married single mom."

by anonymous November 6, 2022