White Man Syndrome

When people from the third world adopt everything western because they think that just because the white man got somethings right. than everything they wear, eat, do, is probably good for you.

When people from the third world copy everything they see on Hollywood Movies

Example 1:Chinese Mom to daughter: Go learn de englis. Daughter: why mom chinsese is the second spoken languange and I am an excellent student just got de accpetence in de Bejing university for de engineering.Chinese Mom: becuase wis out de englis you will never succeed in dis world. Daughter: Mom why are you acting like you have White Man Syndrome

Example 2: Arab Dad to daughter: Liyla where are you going and why are you dressed up all sluty I will not accept that.. Daughter: why are you always trying to control my life!.Dad : where are you going anyway?. Daughter: I am going out with ahmed .Dad: who the hell is ahmed?? Daughter : dont worry dad hes just my boyfreind Dad : WHAT! Daughter : dont worry dad He always uses a condom...Dad : Dafaq! my daughter has White Man Syndrome

by JOHN THE 2nd August 26, 2013

White Man

Male of Urasian and Eastern ancestry. Only 3% of the entire planet population. Yet these men are hated and targeted for abuse, slander and violence. Held responsible for atrocities and blamed for slavery, whilst finger pointing illiterates disregard history. Meant to victimised and forced to feel guilt, a blood guilt, by those whose own actions resemble those they say they are fighting against. White males are all considered racist, this even without evidence. All white males are active nazi party members, regardless if it is true or not.

This white man likely hates Having to explain to his children that they are despised.

by CritiklThnkr September 7, 2020

White Man Syndrome

When a white man is young and he is attractive/cute/hot but ages to look like a ugly raisin.

“Omg, Derik used to be so cute when he was young”
“Now he’s got white man syndrome”

by OatmealCereal25 April 25, 2023

38 year old white man

Usually referring a person on Reddit who thinks they're better than everyone else.

Twitter is filled with 14 year old white girls, meanwhile Reddit is filled with 38 year old white man (men).

by harristsangyt/yasmin May 1, 2021

White Man's Under Bite

Found predominately in rednecks – when the lower teeth grow or extend past the upper teeth. This condition, if not fixed at a young age can cause digestion problems and also increase the risk of biting one’s own tongue.

Did you see Billy?

No

He has the White Man's Under Bite! Damn!

Yea, dipshit bout bites his tongue off when he smiles...

by B. Hanback January 22, 2009

Typical White Man

A stereotypical caucasian male who's day goes as follows:

Wakes up, showers and shaves, goes to work in a button-down shirt and tie, returns home at five, eats dinner, watches the ball game, puts his children to bed, and "fornicates" with his wife before going to bed himself and starting another day.

This meeting probably takes place around a water-cooler.

Brian the typical white man: Hey! It's Friday want to go out tonight for happy hour after work and watch the game?

Chuck: Sure Brian, but I can't stay out too late. My wife is preparing a special meal for her book club, and I have to be there.

by i'm not maddox January 3, 2008

White Man's Ski-Mask

A business suit. Doesn't have to be inhabited by any particular race or gender.

I wore the White Man's Ski-Mask to the meeting and closed the deal on those twits.

by dodge madison April 4, 2009