Evgeni Malkin

One of the best hockey players ever. Hails from Russia and is an object of lust for Pens fans. Is currently playing for the Pittsburgh Penguins.

"Hey Lisa did you watch the Pens game last night?"
"Yeah Sara, Evgeni Malkin played so well, as usual, that I shall stalk him until I get the chance to sex him up."

by Mrs. Malkin March 1, 2008

Malding Ginger

A ginger who is mad and balding and easily tilted and angry.

Bailey: "That Darcy kid is such a malding ginger"

by gregmanaru November 10, 2019

Malina

Malina is the personification of a thunderstorm. From soothing droplets to wall-shaking crashes, she will make you feel it all. Lightning and all, she electrifies you with her love. But just as you’re beginning to let yourself get used to it, she’ll take it all away, leaving you cursing the sun and yearning for the clouds to come back. She’ll haunt you, leaving you only with echoes of her incessant quoting of Wuthering Heights, ancient classics such as the Iliad and the Odyssey, and random ritualistic hymns. All you’ll ever want is to be dancing with her in her museum of a room, lit by an excessive number of pillared candles, to the drum-like pattering of her icy raindrops that entrance you all over again.

Oh, and, all those villains she loves to go on about? Know that she is all of them, all at once. You can either fear her or love her for this. Tread carefully and trust wisely. She’ll tread over you to bring greatness and glory to herself.

I’m only warning you because even if I can’t be the one, I can at least help make way for you until the day that you come.

Et tu, Malina?

And I pray one prayer—I repeat it till my tongue stiffens—Malina, may you not rest as long as I am living; you said I killed you—haunt me, then! The murdered do haunt their murderers, I believe. I know that ghosts have wandered on earth. Be with me always—take any form—drive me mad!

Malina, cara mia, I forgive you.

by anglodick May 7, 2022

malingerer

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.

by S. Ford August 30, 2008

Malding

When someone is both mad and balding

Vinny Pistone was malding after the chang gang v the people court case

by FlamemanFTW October 22, 2019

Malkin

A woman who would be a slut if she could but who is still a virgin only because she is too undesirable.

This malkin keeps hitting me up but i don't wanna fuck that.

by mya_rasmuffin December 14, 2017

Manwinder

Manwinder is a person who is loving, nice and a very caring person. They will not be taken advantage of and any time spent with them is very precious! They love their friends and family but sometimes they can get very crazy and exotic. They love to listen to music, play fortnite, and talk. Make sure you always respect them :)

“Omg is that Manwinder, I wish I was her”

by manwinderrr March 19, 2019