Malockey

Hockey that is played in the mall with one of the store's equipment. (usually one person is the look out)(usually ends up in getting kicked out)

Yah we were totally kicked out of sport check for playing a simple game of malockey

by suirtemed September 6, 2007

Getting Maloof'd

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you have no idea whats going on around you.

we are so Getting Maloof'd at the redskins game this weekend, we will probably wake up in a bush

by Sir Jesse Slim Roethlisburger September 8, 2010

Mamook

A nice fella

When Harold got me milk I said thanks your a mamook

by ChickenLeg92 December 22, 2020

aryan maloo

aryan maloo is a person who will back stub you and has dieseses and will be a booger picker plus he looks like a troll

aryan maloo is a monster

by hey bye 123 November 4, 2019

Madooken

THE BEST PERSON ON PLANT EARTH

MADOOKEN!!!!

by Mr.gibus March 14, 2017

Maloofed

When you hire an old salesman who wears jean shorts and high black socks, only to have him quit on you and send his socks back.

Dude, Trent was totally maloofed when Larry sent his socks back in the mail with his work gear!

by Rizzomo April 12, 2010

dorkus malorkus

A sly way of sating someone's a dork

"As we say in latin you are a dorkus malorkus

by JO_JO Da_GREAT February 12, 2004