Malloritis

This chronic, untreatable, incurable "condition" (we resent the term "disease") is accompanied by symptoms which may include:

a) incessant squealing, noisemaking and overall spazziness, contrasting with an abnormally advanced vocabulary

b) the enlargening of the forehead

c) the inexplicable, carnal attraction to delicious, floppy, silken emo hair

d) and utter revulsion expressed towards the Pelvis Wave, which may well trigger this sad, sad condition.

(unreasonable restrictions thinly disguised as a)FUN FACT:
Coined by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. May only be used as a nickname for a certain person by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. So it is written, so it shall be done.

DAMMIT! George did the Pelvis Wave all up in my grill! Now I'm gonna get Malloritis...for LIFE!

The Pelvis Wave is fickle, it goes away...but MALLORITIS is here to stay!

by Ano-MALLY December 25, 2008

Alaina and Mallory

Alaina and Mallory is bestfriends with a bond no one can break. They are the best duo, they are the perfect fit one is mean and one is nice.

Those girls look like a Alaina and Mallory

by Pusseater400 June 2, 2020

Mallory

When you are bent over throwing up in a toilet and fart and projectile shit on the wall at the same time.

I walked into the bathroom after this girl and she pulled a Mallory, puke and shit everywhere!

by G the Giraffe December 21, 2017

Dirty mallory

A woman after receiving a creampie pushes is out puts it inside whipcream and makes a family dessert.

I went over to my girls house and we had a dirty mallory

by Racing87s March 30, 2020

Mallory

A crazy girl that appears to be drunk about 99% of the time. As she's sleeping in the middle of the night, she sits up like shes under demon possession and screams loudly for hours! She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet! You will instintly fall in love with her charm. She's a loyal friend, a bit of a flirt... and has an infectious laugh, you can't help but laugh with her! She's amazing... if you ever meet a Mallory... your life has been made!

Dude... My roommate pulled a Mallory last night! I was too scared to sleep!

by YourDadHitOnMeTheDayWeBrokeUp February 2, 2010

Mallocup

After ejaculating in your partner's anus the sperm is pushed back out and some poop comes out with it.

For Valentine's Day, after anal intercourse his partner gave him a Mallocup

by mouette February 22, 2011

Mallory Moss

Mallory Moss is like Whipped Cream. My best friend, someone who loves me and speaks her mind, Knows what she wants, and fights for what she belives in. Mallory laughs when I fall but makes sure Im okay.

Mallory Moss is like whipped Cream, fun and fluffy

by Friends = Life May 30, 2011