Joe Malloy is a godly expanse of shimmering manliness. Women climax when he looks their way, but stays true to whomever he's with. His penis tears lesser women apart. The sheer size of his ejaculation would rupture your kidneys and lungs.
by Jaques Lee June 18, 2011
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A version of Mario introduced in Youtube videos. He is also Canadian, talking like Terrance and Philip of south park. But, all he can say is fire flower. But, when he says it, he turns things into fire flowers. He is also Weegees older brother.
by I am a fucking retard!!!!!!! October 14, 2008
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"He's not coming into work tonight. It's the weekend. He has Malloytis."
"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."
"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."
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Get the Malloy mug.Mailey is a beautiful girl that will stick by your side for a long time until you do something extremely horrible. She’ll love you and stay with you even when others don’t. She’s extremely hilarious and does crazy things. She’ll be nice to everyone except for the ones that hurt her friends or family. You can always count on this beautiful yet unexpected girl.
by KatherineCrush2 November 2, 2019
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Man 1: Why is the sun actually hitting my face today?
Man 2: It's because Eric and his mallet head are missing today
Man 2: It's because Eric and his mallet head are missing today
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