by ashy elbows May 1, 2019
Get the maja chappapi mug.joes maja: your momma, (your mother)Tell joe's maja to go get me a sadwitch... joe's maja & I decided to to conceive you 'cause she was hotter than a firecracker & i looked very handsome (from what i hear). Uoes maja is a beautiful woman to this day..
by TDHman530 January 19, 2022
Get the joes maja mug.In Greek mythology, Maja is a mountain nymph and the mother of the divine lust Hermes. She can make you fall in love with her in a second with her mysterious dark eyes, her dark shiny black hair, her beautiful smile, her surprising intelligence and more. She’s the most beautiful, perfect, intelligent, humorous, sexy, quiet and interesting friend/girlfriend/sister etc. on the planet. She’s also the best shoulder to cry on, she’ll try to understand you no matter what.Be grateful to have her in your life because when you’re gonna be on your death bed you’ll remember the memories you had with her and know you lived a great life.
by hawtemoshawty November 21, 2021
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Get the Maja mug.a strange person who is always saying she is cute, but no one agreed yet. (maybe Jan), but it's Jan(he sucked Daniel)
by Big Dido November 5, 2021
Get the maja-sneaky sus mug.Maja is the most evil person you could ever meet. She always has food on her lips and is very keen to spit that food on your face. Majas are untrustworthy so don’t ever think you can rely on her. I wouldn’t trust the majas of the world they are judgey and think they are better than everyone else.
by spaghater3000 October 4, 2023
Get the Maja mug.Maja is ugly inside-out, and she is a very cold-hearted human being. You could define a Maja as a sociopath.
She’s tries to act innocent and pure, when she, in reality, is satans kid. She couldn’t care less about other people, all she cares about is herself.
Maja doesn’t seem to take any consideration for your feelings, and she has a very hard time understanding social norms. Maja is not respecting others feelings or emotions, and she is constantly lying. She’s callous, manipulative and arrogant.
Maja is violating the rights of others through dishonest actions, and she has a difficulty appreciating the negative aspects of their behavior.
Now after reading this, you may think that Maja is just sick, and that it isn’t her fault. But she’s not.
Maja surely knows, that everything about her, and everything she’s doing is wrong, but she simply does not care.
She’s tries to act innocent and pure, when she, in reality, is satans kid. She couldn’t care less about other people, all she cares about is herself.
Maja doesn’t seem to take any consideration for your feelings, and she has a very hard time understanding social norms. Maja is not respecting others feelings or emotions, and she is constantly lying. She’s callous, manipulative and arrogant.
Maja is violating the rights of others through dishonest actions, and she has a difficulty appreciating the negative aspects of their behavior.
Now after reading this, you may think that Maja is just sick, and that it isn’t her fault. But she’s not.
Maja surely knows, that everything about her, and everything she’s doing is wrong, but she simply does not care.
Example 1:
- Look, there’s a Maja!
- Where?
- Over there, that ugly one.
- Oh, yeah, that’s a Maja, but did you know, that they’re also known as a ‘bitch’?
Example 2:
- You’ve heard people saying “speaking of the devil”, right?
- Yes I have, why?
- Did you know, that the phrase is made, because Maja exists?
- Look, there’s a Maja!
- Where?
- Over there, that ugly one.
- Oh, yeah, that’s a Maja, but did you know, that they’re also known as a ‘bitch’?
Example 2:
- You’ve heard people saying “speaking of the devil”, right?
- Yes I have, why?
- Did you know, that the phrase is made, because Maja exists?
by Tantrum118 November 22, 2021
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