Maddoxism is not a religion, as it is not comprised of myths, fairy tales, and legends. Maddoxism is real. The equivalent 'god' in Maddoxism is Maddox himself. Some facts about life that Maddoxism emphasizes:
- For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three. (anti-vegeterianism)
- Women are inferior to men. (anti-Women's Rights and all that bs)
- Hippies, seniors, children, and generally people are inferior to God himself and should be killed in the name of Maddox. (pro-Maddox)
- Beef jerky and Maddox are generally the best things in the world.
- For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three. (anti-vegeterianism)
- Women are inferior to men. (anti-Women's Rights and all that bs)
- Hippies, seniors, children, and generally people are inferior to God himself and should be killed in the name of Maddox. (pro-Maddox)
- Beef jerky and Maddox are generally the best things in the world.
by MoneyisAwesome January 30, 2010
Maddox’s are the best kind of people. They are overly talented and great at everything they do. Maddox is one of a kind and can lighten up a room just by being in it. Without Maddox the world seems to become smaller. Maddox is the smartest person I’ve ever met and not only that but the sweetest. Maddox has the most beautiful features I’ve ever seen. He is what many call perfect without even trying. Maddox’s are compassionate and easy to love. I love every second I spend with Maddox.
Maddox Blainey
by maddox’s future wife April 26, 2022
A sweet, kind hearted, athletic, cute guy who is loved by all. He is very popular. If you have a friend named Maddox then consider yourself the luckiest person ever.
by sexyblonde420 October 10, 2019
by TheOfficalWord.org May 08, 2020
Maddox is a nice, funny guy who hates batteries for some reason but also uses batteries to charge his precious Wii remotes. He is the nicest guy you’ll meet. He’s also really funny. He gets mad sometimes but his name is Maddox so deal with it he has to be. He plays Fortnite and Clash Royale but is bad at both of them. His homies are Jackson,Ava,Isaac,Cross,and Brooklyn. They are the squad.
Maddox is so hot.
by Your Average Joe Mama January 03, 2020
Maddoxs are kind,smart, and beautiful. They will be a person that u can trust and keep by ur side. They are very protective of family and friends. Keep ur friends close, but ur Maddoxs closer!
"Maddox is very kind."
by BobaLover!127 September 30, 2020
George Ouzounian, more commonly known as Maddox, is the creator of the "Best Page in the Universe". He is infamous for his loathing of assholes, feminists, vegetarians/vegans, hippies, old people, children, politics... pretty much everyone but himself.
Maddox is the supreme ruler of the internet.
by Care-line October 11, 2005