Madam Comeau

The dumbest teacher to ever live. At the top of the stupid teacher scale. Doesn't know when to get mad at kids, often yelling at the kid beside the one who is doing the trouble. Rarely notices things and just doesn't understand how to teach well.

Madam Comeau is the dumbest teacher I've ever had! Today the girl beside me was laughing at something on her phone and I got in trouble for it! She took my computer from me even though it wasn't me!

by McPoule April 26, 2019

Maamnoonah

A huge melting pot of sarcasm, inappropriate humour, poorly timed jokes and chaos injected into one person

Stop pulling a Maamnoonah, it’s not healthy

by Jackiebolt June 6, 2020

Madame Hart

The type of french teacher who gives homework and copies work cheats until you die

lol

Michail: Wow she copied this paper 3 times for everyone
Mark: What a Madame Hart

by Zivilcourage August 29, 2020

madani girls school

an absolute shithole. hate it there,dont send your kids if you know whats good for them.bunch of narcissistic racists.

bob:have you heard of that school,madani girls school?
joe:yeah,heard half of them were lesbian by the end of it.

by blizy ditzy September 24, 2022

Salem madani

Also known as “soso”. The hottest guy to ever exist. Soso’s r known to be very sweet and adorable, Have a weird sense of humor and can always cheer u up.

Don’t miss out ,get a soso now on www.salemmadani.com.

Salem madani is so fiiiine

by Theboobgod February 17, 2022

madame guillotine

A name given to large, razor-like blade that was used to execute people in a quick and "painless" fashion. The French became obsessed with it, especially during the late 18th century and early 19th century, when the French Revolution was at its peak. Two of the most famous people executed by use of this machine were King Louis XVI and his wife, the famous (or infamous) Marie Antoinette, the last queen of France. Many thousands more were murdered this way. The mechanism is released via rope and falls under its weight, severing the head from the body underneath it. The death is supposed to painless, but there was some evidence that the machine wasn't always effective and some even believe that a few heads survived for 10 or 15 seconds after decapitation. The last person who met with Madame Guillotine did so on September 10th, 1977.

The Queen has been charged with treason, incest and depleting the royal funds. She is sentenced to death, the same way her husband was executed, via a visit with Madame Guillotine

by GG Allin October 8, 2020

Madame Haider

Considered a sex symbol in many parts of france and the middle east, she looks 18,she often gets mistaken for 16, she has a sicilian driver and sardinian bodyguard. Italian have been at service for her family for 7 generations.

Go with the diamonds, they’re so Madame Haider

by nerdjisse March 15, 2021