Macaroni Dick

When your dick curves to the side

Tanya: "That nigga's dick was curved as fuck. He had that macaroni dick."

by IxIRadioactiiv May 14, 2015

Macaronus

The singular form of "macaroni".

Oh man, look at how good that macaronus looks!

by Macaronus June 3, 2019

Crusty macaroon

When’s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon

My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.

by Backdoor bacon February 3, 2018

macropenis

A freakishly large penis, usually accompanied by large testicles.
Unlike a chode, a macropenis is both wide and long.

Bob has a macropenis, and it is a terrible burden for him.

Alice has a crippling fear of macropenii.

by jeroknite March 1, 2014

macrohard

What Microsoft should call themselves

Macrohard is more reflective of the company's operations

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! May 15, 2005

macrophile

One who is sexually aroused by giants

Yao Ming's macrophile girlfriend ironically craves asian cock.

by Krystallion44 December 8, 2010

Elbow Macaroni

The act of meeting someone once and having sex with them twice.

I only met her once, but I fucked her twice... elbow macaroni, bitch!

by randommushroom September 15, 2010