Mayo palooza

When a bunch of shitty white dudes descend on a party and completely fuck up the dude/chick ratio.

Bro, that topless pool party was a nasty good time until those lames turned it into a mayo palooza.

by Ranchgirls November 9, 2020

Mayo Fry

The french fry that is designated to scrap off the mayonnaise on your sandwich of any type. Can be used more loosely to describe a fry used to remove any condiment from a sandwich.

Friend: What'd you get from McDonalds?

Me: Medium Fry and a McChicken. I asked for no mayo but yet it was on there!

Friend: Did you eat it any way?

Me: Yeah, only after I used a mayo fry to get that nasty substance off of my sandwich!

by GangSTARito June 8, 2009

Mayo-Carrot

When a yeasty woman has a clit penis.

Taradice’s Mayo-Carrot stained my favorite shirt.

by Jeremywoodall April 23, 2020

Mayo Dragon

-Someone, usually a basement dweller; who is very messy. Eats poorly, and plays video games through all hours of the night.
-Usually found in pairs.

-" My Buddy Lost His Job Now He Is A Mayo Dragon"
-" Im Pretty Sure I Have A Mayo Dragon In My Basement, He Lives In A Castle Of Empty Pizza Boxes"

by ChadnSean January 17, 2010

Mayo Sanchez

Its when you stick your index or middle finger in a jar of mayo and smear it on the upper lip of your victim. Looking like as if they just drank some chunky milk.

Jon Doe "Hey, whats that on your hand?"
Dude "What, this!!"
Jon "WTF man, its awful!!!"
Dude "Mayo Sanchez!!! OHH LAYY!!

by Mayo Sanchez March 30, 2009

mayo muncher

a term to describe a white person

Shut up timothy you fuckin mayo muncher

by x.attackdog April 12, 2021

Mayo Bop

When you're getting head from a chick and it's so sloppy that it sounds like someone stirring mayonnaise into macaroni.

Yo, this girl gave me some fantastic dome, last night. She didn't hold back. Straight Mayo Bop.

by UrbnGrd October 10, 2011