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U Wot M8

It is a term that British people use. People outside of the UK think it sounds ridiculous, so the modern stereotype or newfag would think that British people have very poor grammar. It basically means, "You What Mate". Those 3 words don't even make a proper sentence, therefore it is a funny thing to say and a way to make fun of Brits'
by ultimatewanker October 24, 2012
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ur m8 is l8

Ur m8 is l8 means what it says. It's when your mate IS late!
Guy 1: Hey man, ur m8 is l8!
Guy 2: When will my m8 be here?
by Runescape sword February 1, 2016
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ur not str8 m8

when you attack someone with this insult they have major organ failure
Jack: ur stupid lmao
Hillary: ur not str8 m8
Jack: *lung collapses*
by succyboi March 18, 2018
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Joke lol m8

world?

Once upon a time there lived a chief who liked to listen to stories. And he knew so many stories that sometimes he stopped the story-teller and finished the story himself. One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller.

"Our Chief will give many presents to the man who will tell him the longest story in the world and make him laugh."

The servants shouted in the streets. Many people came to the chief and told him very long stories. They tried to make him laugh. But nobody could do that. The chief always said, "That is not the longest story and there is nothing to laugh at."

Once a boy came to the chief and said, "Oh, my Chief, let me try to tell you the longest story in the world and make you laugh."

"Now what can you tell us about your Mogambo?" he asked.

"Oh, my Chief, he not only ate, but drank too, so he drank and then he ate and he ate and he ate."

The story-teller said louder and louder, "and he ate and he ate and he ate."

The chief looked at the boy and began to laugh.

"Well, my boy, your story is the longest in the world! Have a rest now! Stop!"

And the young story-teller stopped his story, got many presents from the chief, climbed up on a camel and rode away with these words: "And he ate, and he ate, and he ate"

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by Harry m8s December 12, 2016
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ur gey m8

A form of saying "Your gay, mate.". Usually used by friends as a joke or a meme}.
(In a text chat)
Josh - Hey, Aaron, your outfit looked nice at the party.
Jack - OMFG U DIDN'T SAY NO HOMO!
Aaron- Ur gey m8
Josh - what the fuk
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wel z m8

Whenever a close aquaintance has excelled in their statement or has alluded to a point in which you identify and whole-heartedly agree with, you are inclined to say;

'wel z m8'
Phill: Hmph... Fergie should be sacked, Giggs too old to play, need more XXXL supporter shirs for true supporters.

You: Wel Z M8.
by mankycaaant12 September 14, 2011
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U WOT M8?

''text'' speak for ''you what, mate?''; which is stereotypically used around the UK (specifically Newcastle and Liverpool). This phrase is usually used within Dolan comics, for its grammatical inaccuracy and confrontational tone
by Dr J Christ January 15, 2013
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