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by Mike January 8, 2005
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lotharius hexicus

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The swirling vortex of nothingness and suckitude said to exist at the center of the galaxy can be explained by the professional theorem of lotharius hexicus, wherein the inverse-suckmastery relativity complex is superceded by the maxo-idiocism of the respective coordinates.
by Badass McAwesome April 8, 2007
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lotara

the prettist gurl in the world who loves to have fun, and is here for other people and does not share other peoples buisness especially about sum dum stuff and she is good at sports and who is your frined!
lotara is one of the best people to be around.
by babygirl March 20, 2005
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lotara

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by nicki March 20, 2005
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lethargometer

Pronounced leth-arg-AH-meh-ter, the lethargometer is an imaginary device that judges how sleepy you are, how much sleep you really needd, lets other people know how long you'll be sleeping while the phone is ringing, and silences the ringer if the person on the other line is too persistent.
I'm really sleepy. I don't want anyone calling me at 3 AM, so I'll turn my lethargometer on!
by pentozali November 4, 2009
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lethargitis

An inflammation of the laziness caused by pressing biological needs that have been ignored for far too long. This condition affects people of all ages who have been sitting around gaming or watching TV for 8 or more hours. Onset can be sudden with little or no warning. Symptoms include soreness, hunger (but reluctance to prepare food), B.O. and extreme frustration. A lethargitis sufferer may often need only to "walk it off," but in some cases may pose a danger to themself or others. At worst, their psyche may be shattered by the sudden, jarring return to real life.
Mom: It was so strange! One minute my little 30-year-old Danny was just playing his Xbox, the next he had his head smashed through the drywall, screaming for Hot Pockets.

Doctor: Mmhmm, and how long was he on the couch with his gaming doodad?

Mom: Oh, since he woke up this morning at eleven, I suppose.

Doctor: Sounds like a textbook case of lethargitis. Use the frozen food as bait to get him outside, then lock the doors and he should be back to normal in an hour.
by LeetvanCleef June 16, 2010
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