Dead man's lover

1) When a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future.

2) To be doomed to misery in the near future

3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.

1) "Dude, you know how you need that kidney? Well, you're looking at being a dead man's lover."

2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."

by R Vollen February 21, 2008

To lose one's shit

"To lose one's shit" has a very similar meaning as "to lose one's mind" Except your mind is brown, ugly, smelly, often watery, and is being dropped in, and clogging toilets at an alarming rate, as we speak.

To lose one's shit, can be used in this
case.
Guy: Was Kanye on grass when he wrote "Lift Yourself"?!
Guy 2: Fo' sheezy nigga, he lost his shit.

by Vulcan Shoryuken December 21, 2018

lower than a snake's belly

A snake's belly slides right along the ground as low as any animal can get.

His reputation was lower than a snake's belly.

by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

STONE COLD LOSER

A cuck Republican in name only who puts his American constituents last. A multi-millionaire who straps dogs to the roof of his car, keeps binders full of women, and fires his cancer stricken employees so he doesn't have to pay for their health care expenses.

So nice to see RINO Mitt Romney booed off stage at the Utah Republican Convention. They are among the earliest to have figured this guy out, a STONE COLD LOSER!

by S. Patriot May 3, 2021

sad anus loser, i go in

A quote from the show Brooklyn Nine-Nine from when Jake had to unscramble a word to continue with a case while his Fiancé was in the pub with her celebrity crush (played by Melissa Fumero's, Amy Santigo, husband)

It unscrambles to the Film / Book Dangerous Liaisons.

Guy: Solve this puzzle, Sad anus loser, I go in
Jake: Ok these feel kind of aimed.

by 0ofinatior6009 March 26, 2019

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

butt-sucking loser

someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug, such as nicotine, from the smoke.

quit smoking so as to not be such a butt-sucking loser.

by chuckybubbles August 4, 2011