Lorking

The act of back-peddling after being caught watching questionable porn. Suspected lorkers commonly use excuses such as "That's not what I was looking for, the search feature must have screwed up" or "Uhhh...I was searching for videos that had doggy style sex, I didn't want to see dogs banging chicks!"

Ryan- "Whoa dude, you watchin some midget porn there fucker?"

Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"

Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."

by xxNixonxx June 13, 2014

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Lorben

To be praised over capability to think extremely hard about something or to study.

Derived from the word "lobe". Your brain has two lobes.
and also the word "loben" in German meaning "praised"

Dr Joseph Reviel the man behind the movement from canser cure can be catogorised as lorben.

by ravibalan.rengasamy December 11, 2008

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lorfing

The act of killing time while feeling completely worthless inside derived from the words lor (as in dismay) and loafing (to spend time aimlessly).

He was lorfing around again today, I don't think he's done anything productive in the last week since they broke up.

by SethFalco April 18, 2017

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lobbing

The favorite past time for kids at Herricks Middle School. Lobbing involves throwing multiple items such as paper balls.

This kid I didt't know asked me what throwing paperballs was called and I told him it was lobbing

by C Bone April 28, 2006

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Lorin

the ruler of the weird group, the most popular of the weirdos. Good at talking to adults and real smart. Likes video games and tons of other shit. Tries to be friendly.

Mark: Did you see that girl today?
Jack: Yeah she was a total Lorin

by HalfPrince January 27, 2017

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