Loon N Fabby

A title for an attractive mature woman or MILF from a foreign country who is not too familiar with the native language and is easy to trick into having sex by comforting them. They usually have a very tight, sweet tasting pussy by definiton, hence "Loon N Fabby" for loony as in different, yet still fabulous.

Natalia from Russia suddenly moved to the United States to live with distant family when her parents died. At the airport a "gentleman" named Stephen offered her help in finding her luggage. Since she was uncomfortable she quickly became friends with this kind stranger. Things rolled quickly and before you know it, things were loon n fabby for both of them.

by Wu Zi Mu July 31, 2006

Clair De Loon

An ultra-peaceful Claude Debussy composition that pays homage to everyone's favorite feathered ululating pond-drifter.

If I listen to Debussy's dreamy "Clair De Loon" and Saint-Saens' soothing "The Swan" one right after the other, I wonder if I will be able to stay awake.... not only do I love the slow soft tones of said compositions, but thinking about those two types of stately slow-swimming water-fowl always makes me drowsy.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

Jack Da Loon

A jack off. Someone who is being an asshole, show off etc.

Hey Chardo, stop being a Jack Da Loon.

by Stunnaz908 June 23, 2006

Sze loon

A person who likes to screw over other people for his own twisted pleasure and would even sell out his benefactor for 30 silvers. He is the human embodiment of Sinkiephus, Lord of Pwning and sleeping well at night.

"Damn, I got pwned hard today."
"Must be a sze loon."
"How did you know?"
"He is sleeping well tonight."

by Isleepwelltonight October 1, 2024

lil loon

Loon meaning psychotic/crazy person and lil meaning small. Does not give a shit about anything, anyone and is impulsive to the max. use caution around these as you never know when they might “loon”

That bitch is bad at but a lil loon man, she batshit crazy

by Snskdnsnsksnnsnakknss December 24, 2022

Looning

Sticking your fingers in a girl’s mouth while you have sex her. Similar to gooning

I’m gonna loon that girl tonight she’s so hot

What’s looning bro!

I’m gonna slip my fingers in her mouth while I’m hitting!!

by Big maloo February 14, 2024

Filter Loon

folk who rely on enhancement apps to make themselves look pretty

Charles was scrolling Facebook the other day and stumbled on Bob's new profile picture, which looked absolutely nothing like him. "What the F is that and who am I looking at?" Charles exclaimed. "Bobby is totally unrecognizable and a little bit nuts. IRL he looks like a high-school janitor but on Facebook he's a supermodel! Bob is definitely a Filter Loon." Charles logged off and went for a walk.

by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2023