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Lease-a-Lobe

When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.
Can't get that annoying hipster girl to give up the pussy? Ever tried to lease-a-lobe?
by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015
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Be lobed

An extremely insulting way to hate a person. By simply muttering the words "be lobed" it should be considered the start of war. Not to be confused with "lobe" which is the complete opposite.
P1: "Hey I think your hat is weird."
P2: "Be lobed"
by LunarSkeleton July 23, 2022
mugGet the Be lobedmug.

Lobe

A horrible slur you should never say to me
Me randomly: do you lobe me?
My boyfriend: yes I lobe you
Me: GASP how could you say that to me?!
Him confused: what?

Me: that's slur you can't say that to mee
Him: I JUST ASSUMED IT WAS A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING LOVE WDM ITS A SLUR
me: why would you just assume that?!
Him: is it actually a slur?
Me: YES SEARCH IT ON URBAN DIC
by Tristin's♡ March 1, 2025
mugGet the Lobemug.

needle lobe

poking a breast with a needle until she bleeds to death
maybe emma will finally get the good old needle lobe tonight
by gjgfsdfhb April 20, 2018
mugGet the needle lobemug.

Be lobed

A extremely offensive word to say to anyone, if you say it you might as well be starting a war. Not to be confused with it's opposite "lobe."
P1: "I don't like your hat."
P2: "Be lobed."
by LunarSkeleton July 23, 2022
mugGet the Be lobedmug.

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