Loafer

A big shit

Have you seen the size of that loafer i just had? It is fucking epic.

by Dozza13 April 25, 2014

loafer

the act of getting head while eating a loaf of bread, while doing this you must wear a condom and stick in the bread after

last night was an excelent loafer

by nutter butter 91 January 17, 2009

loafed

To overly soil or excrete a visibly solid mass in one's pants.

Oh man! Did you see how dude totally loafed in his own pants?

by Clockwork-Deity June 27, 2005

Loafer Doafer

The name given to a person that wears shoes from ALDO. Although this is an important asset they must also brush and shampoo their shoes. Most Loafer Doafers sleep with fugly sluts and they get their bikes stolen. The population of loafer doafers in bridge town nova scotia is extremely high. If you like the number 14 then you deffinately are a loafer doafer!

I saw adam chipman yesterday...what a loafer doafer!
or
Annie Crocker slept with a loafer dofer!

by A.Dot Dizz December 4, 2006

loafed

the act of getting slapped in the face with someones' loafer.

i said that golf was lame and my grandpa loafed me in the throat.

by DR.E June 4, 2009

welfare loafer

Someone that steals from the government in the form of welfare or food stamps.

"I get a welfare check on the first of the month"

"You stupid welfare loafer!"
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"Check out these new teeth I got with my welfare check!"
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"Sellin' Food Stamps, 50 cents on the dollar""
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"You see that nigger there? That there bought ma food stamps last week"

by Jewstein January 1, 2014

loafer

Means Big Penis...Mainly Because Its Like A Loaf Of Bread In Size Wize

Holy Crap He Is A Loafer

by tim veedal May 14, 2005