lieawatha

When some obviously Caucasian woman or girl proclaims some portion of her ancestry as being native American, without proof, and continues to claim such ancestry when her narrative crumbles, and evidence arises that not only is she not what she claimed, but her direct ancestors may have participated in any number of historical actions working against the interests of real American Indians. Further complicated by her ascribing and reporting on federal government forms such minority status, even though there are criminal penalties associated with purposefully misrepresenting such status. Made even worse when her employers make use of that status to highlight their diversity bonafides, quite possibly denying real American Indian descended but fully qualified applicants from real positions.

After evidence that her family participated in the trail of tears, the candidate for the Senate from Mass. was exposed as a lieawatha. Sadly she did not do the honorable thing and resign from the campaign, or her position at a formerly prestigious east coast school.

by Kranky One December 10, 2012

Squished Lizard

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

by dark sunshine March 8, 2009

mincing lizard

A lizard walking in a camp fashion with fimble wrists. Seems like it would suit the noise 'mmnnihmmnhimnmhm'

hey look at this mincing lizard i drew!

by mincerlizard December 7, 2011

Nivea Lizard

Older variety of cougar known to frequent bars and pubs on a Friday afternoon.

Went to the bar for a TGIF session and was propositions by a Nivea Lizard. She promised she'd take out her teeth.

by Mark W Walker June 21, 2012

gay lizard

A lizard that is gay, usually very gay.

Casiporvidia is a gay lizard.

by SomeDudeOnDiscord May 10, 2018

Facebook lineage

The unfortunate circumstance of your entire family joining the Facebook universe. - Often results in public internet humility and very wholesome pictures/statuses.

1: I just got a Facebook today!
--3 days later--

Mom: I made a Facebook!
Dad: I made a Facebook!
Brother: I made a Facebook!
Unknown Uncle: I made a Facebook!

Damn Facebook Lineage!

by CrossCountryFool15 August 11, 2010

lizard slinging

The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.

We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!

by GilaChukker September 8, 2009