Lizard Time 

Taking a break from your day and sitting out enjoying the sunny weather (like lizards). Can also be a man version of tanning.

Joe: Bro its so nice out, I can't believe we're inside studying.
Dylan: Yeah for real, fuck this, lets go have lizard time.

OR

*Group sitting outside in the sun*
Jenn *walks up*: What are you guys up to?
Courtney: We're chilling getting our lizard time get in on this!

Lizard Time by Chico State TG June 14, 2011

lizard tongue 

when you fail to complete a simple everyday task and the only thing left to do is stick your tongue out as far as you can briefly, then act as if nothing has happened.

Bro, i can’t insert the template *does lizard tongue* help
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue

Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue

Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?

lizard tongue by lizardtongue October 9, 2019

lizard attack 

The rapid flicking or lashing of the tongue, occasionally stabbing. Ususally done to an orifice of any sort.

My buddy was bragging about getting a lizard attack on his donut.

lizard attack by Chirs1234567890 April 11, 2008

Lizard King 

This essay makes the proposition that 'The Lizard King' is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234' based on the concepts described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher.

Firstly, ‘Mr Mojo Risin’ is an anagram of ‘Jim Morrison’. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of this encryption method. Secondly, ‘Risin’ is not an actual word, however, it is a bastardisation of the word ‘rising’. Therefore, we know that Morrison was aware that letters can be manipulated to achieve a desired effect. Thirdly, in The Doors song ‘Soul Kitchen’, Morrison states, “Speak in secret alphabets”. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of substitution ciphers and spoke using encrypted forms. These examples justify the potential that ‘The Lizard King’ is a cryptogram. An example (see, Quora: “What is The Lizard King encryption?”) is given demonstrating this cryptogram using techniques Morrison described in his own words.

In conclusion, based on the explicit evidence present in Jim Morrison's body of work, including confessions that his writings were encrypted with hidden meanings, the hypothesis of this essay is that the letter combination 'The Lizard King', based on the methodologies described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher, is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234'.

the Lizard King - Hidden Number Theory - Cobain cipher - Hutchence Hypothesis

Lizard King by STUVWX MC^234567 August 22, 2019

lizard brain 

that part of the brain that senses danger, where instincts and gut feelings originate; primal thoughts; subconscious or involuntary processes; the amygdala

"Dexter" Season 5, Episode 7:
Lumen: I just had a feeling. Some sort of lizard brain thing.
Dexter: She's starting to sound like me.

"Dexter" Season 7, Episode 3:
Deb: How do you know he'll kill again?
Dexter: An alarm is going off inside my lizard brain.

"Fool Moon - The Dresden Files, Book 2" Chapter 15:

"I could have sworn I saw her face start to change, her bared teeth begin to grow into fangs. Maybe that was just the effect of the magic on my perceptions, though, or a primitive, lizard-brain sort of reaction to Tera rising to her feet and charging toward me with a howl. There was murder in her eyes. I hadn’t gotten beaten up twice, shot, and nearly strangled to get taken out by a misguided werewolf bitch."

lizard brain by lizardgirl October 30, 2012

Lizard Squad 

A Bunch of no life attention seeking virgin faggots that took down XBOX and PSN on Christmas today. They have a bunch of retarded fans that have a lower IQ than Justin Beiber fans. They don't have any purpose they just do it for "fun". What a bunch of cunts.

The CIA will find the Lizard Squad and they will be in prison for the rest of their lives getting raped by a big black guy named "Bubba".

Lizard Squad by Rasalgaul December 25, 2014

Lizard Disco

When you have been consuming alcohol heavily for 4 or more days straight, then you have a night off the booze and it's impossible to sleep, restlessness kicks in and you are wriggling around your bed in your own sweat like a slimy lizard and having nightmares from alcohol withdrawal.

hey mate how's going ?
terrible. could n't sleep last night had the worst lizard disco ever.

no:2

shit bro, i have been drinking for over a week now, i'm expecting the worst lizard disco ever

yes you are mate. yes you are.

Lizard Disco by paulo 26 March 25, 2011