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Lightsabers

New name for Sword fighting.

When 2 people hit each other with their penises, mostly erect. Gay and straight people play it.

The goal is really just to hit each other with their dicks until one gives up
Hey Jeff, want to go into the bathroom and play lightsabers?
by Obi Juan K May 20, 2025
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Marker lightsaber

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.
Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*
by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021
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Siamese Lightsaber Battle

When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.
Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
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lightsaber

a plasma based energy sword that can cut nearly anything.
your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.
by therealcaptainrex September 29, 2023
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Lightsaber

When you crack open a glow stick and pour the liquid inside on your dick.
Wanna have a lightsaber fight?”
“Sure”
*both cracks open glow-sticks*
by iUnlisted March 23, 2022
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Lightsaber

what the hell is that
“oh its just a lightsaber, a pretty stupid weapon if u ask me"
by Yipppyyy February 17, 2022
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Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one

Im betting Mr Clock will win. Updates soon!
I cant wait to see the Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one!
by Goomba420 March 30, 2023
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