I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

by KM December 9, 2016

lighthouse

a structure that is big and cylindrical and has a cone shaped tip which when turned on emits a large bright white stream which makes people come.....a penis.

a dick or cock

I'd like to see the view from the top of that lighthouse!

where yo lighthouse at?

his lighthouse isn't anything to brag about...

by boicrazy4life December 8, 2010

Lighthouse

A technique use to smoke weed. First the user takes a bubbler and fills it with water. Then a sweet J is rolled and placed inside the bowl sticking upright like a lighthouse. The user then places even more weed around the J to fill the bowl creating the rocks. The J is smoked and by that time the user cant use a lighter, but one is not needed because the J lights the bowl by itself.

That lighthouse we smoked last night was AMAZING!!!

by Savyy April 25, 2011

lightridge high school

A school with a bad football team and no hot girls or hot boys. A rich school with bad food and a bad principle.

Hey don’t be such a lightridge high school!

by Slander Man November 4, 2021

Lighthouse

A lighthouse: area that allows light to pass between a woman's legs and her public area- this must be observed while she is standing up with her legs closed together. If a woman has a lighthouse, one would be able to see light coming through this natural space regardless of how close her legs are together. If she's too overweight if flabby the fat closes down the passage of light.

Even though Jane is overweight, she still has a lighthouse.

by Mark the man aka MTM March 28, 2011

lighthouse

Trying to master mind control whilst standing in a corner. Usually looking absent or grinning insanely.

Look at that rob he's got some major lighthousing going on, he's being a real roft.

by robertino smitherino January 27, 2005

Lighthouse Point

A small town located between Deerfield Beach and Pompano Beach, on the east side of Federal Highway. The inhabitants are usually middle class and above and seem to be very well off. Many nice fishing boats and expensive cars are located at certain houses here. The neighborhood is relaxed and kids ride bikes around with their not-so-hard-earned allowances in their pockets. Crazy shenanigans are said to go on in LHP including Thanksgiving and Christmas family soccer games that take place at one of the local parks. Police Force can be tight only because they have nothing better to do. Common, kid-friendly stores and restaurants include: RJ Boyles, Bonefish Maxx's, Target, The Marina, and Cap's Place.

Hey dude! Wanna drive over to Bonefish Maxx's and spend some money on chicken wings?

Sure! Let's go on bikes. I mean... come on... its Lighthouse Point.

by AT Zeus January 21, 2010