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lettuce lad

Max is such a lettuce lad, could he be anymore wet
by Laycks November 24, 2016
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devil's lettuce

Weed, ganja, cannabis sensamillia, marijuana, reefer, grass, pot.
No, I don't smoke the Devil's Lettuce, you Goddamn Hippie!
by jjthemick May 18, 2006
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electric lettuce

Man I got fucked up on electric lettuce last night.
by Niloc July 15, 2008
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Lettuce Gnomes

Lettuce Gnomes is slang for "Letting us know." It is usually used when someone says some information that is stupid or that no one cares about.
Eyonix: The expansion is delayed until January 27
Someguy: THANX FOR LETTUCE GNOMES
by Maurina October 31, 2006
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Crisp Lettuce

Money, usually new money direct from the bank. A bill that is in circulation can still be crisp lettuce but once is loses that new bill smell it’s just lettuce.
Bro 1. Dude, I just got a stack of crisp lettuce. Do you know what that means?

Bro 2. Titty Bar?

Bro 1. Shit yeah!

Stripper 1. Mmmhhhmm girlfriend I had a real good night.

Stripper 2. Yeah sister those two white boys gave me all their crisp lettuce.

Wife 2. You smell like cigarettes, lotion and cheap beer, did you spend all that crisp lettuce at the strip club?

Bro 2. Bro 1. man the secret is out they know we spent all of our lettuce.
by Dbos617 May 22, 2009
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Devil's Lettuce

As Keith got Game of Thrones loaded up on the DVR, Dave packed a fat bowl of the devil's lettuce and prepared to get high as balls.
by Dstyles April 8, 2013
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the devil's lettuce

My friend and I just had a major bowl of the devil's lettuce
by The Devil's Lettuce March 27, 2016
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