Swimming lessons on the penis

to learn how to use the penis better

Dam Chelsea's good! She doesn't need swimming lessons on the penis because she already had them.

by Marc Nucum September 13, 2006

Lesson of LOL

Where one has been kicked from a certain course, and one has nothing else to do during this free period but to do other work or act annoyed

I got kicked from my ICT course and now i have a free lesson of LOL

by dGrundy January 30, 2007

Lesson 53

Reference to Content Creator Ranboo's lore on the DreamSMP.

A set of rules pops up on the screen through out his lore stream, one of them being Lesson 53 aka Never Fully Trust Anyone.

Lesson 53: Never Fully Trust Anyone.

by OliveClaw May 18, 2021

French Lessons

A slang term for making out (French kissing), used to describe it in a discreet manner.

A: Sorry I'm late, I was doing some French lessons with Katie in the parking lot.
B: Oh cool, what words did you learn?
A: Words?

by drjuiceboy April 1, 2022

learn you a lesson

i'm sorry, i don't usually pick faults with grammar as grammar rules can sometimes be too picky but i'm afraid the phrase is 'teach you a lesson' not 'learn you a lesson'. that's why a teacher teaches, and a pupil learn.

teach you a lesson is usually used as a threat indicating impending violence.

jimmy: yo mama is so ugly, she turns people's stomachs!

phil: you son of a bitch! i'm going to teach you a lesson!

(this phrase should be teach you a lesson and not learn you a lesson.)

by lotty3k April 22, 2006

Life lesson

Send nudes not hate

Life lesson by an incredible WhatsApp group

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Lesson in remedial physics

Where people have a car reck because they have forgotten everything they know about the physics of cars like how fast they go and how hard they bump into each other and so have to be reminded by recking there cars.

He got a lesson in remedial physics.

by Judge dredd7 August 25, 2011