Last in Line

A great Dioism, from the post-Elf years. Has a plethera of significant meanings:

1) A ship without a storm
2) Cold without the warm
3) A laugh without a tear
4) Hope without the fear

John: Hey, Dio, when will we know?
Dio: We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

famous last words

Statement made just before an untimely passing.
Things said by a person about to unwittingly cause his own death.
Such as:
I promise I won't get hurt.
Hey you guys watch this!
That (insert dangerous animal here) won't attack me.
I checked it's not loaded.
It's deep enough watch me.
I've done this a hundred times.
I know what I'm doing.
I am not going too fast!
I drive drunk all the time nothing's going to happen.
I can handle it.

Famous last words of a fool: This will be easy, no one's going to get hurt.

by jsd9632 April 20, 2012

Last stomp

In Da Hood game on Roblox, 'last stomp' is a term where you get revenge on someone who stomped on you and then leave the game. It means you got them back and you're done playing.

Person 1: *stomps person 2*

Person 2: Bet.
Person 2: *macros over to person 1 and air shots them*
Person 2: LAST STOMP—

Person 2: *leaves the game*

by anonymusbarbie May 9, 2023

The last shadow puppets

An amazing band that consists of Alex Turner, Miles Kane, James Ford and Zach Dawes. Mostly based on Alex and Miles and their hilarious relationship. They are an indie/ alternative band and the sexiest motherfuckers alive. They are also usually high or drunk even on stage.

Me: have you listened to The last shadow puppets last song
My mate: Yeah it was sick but a bit weird

Me: well they are a bit weird so that makes sense

by Lilybridget February 17, 2019

so last season

something that is alrealdy out of fashion

"I bought this purple dress for tonight." "Purple? Oh, come on, this color is so last season!"

by Gergana February 1, 2009

Obama's last name

President, you see obama is often referred to as Mr. President, implying its his last name, therefore obamas last name is President.

Mike: whats Obama's last name?
Eric: President
Mike: so his full name is Obama President?
Eric: yeah

by BrunostLars June 24, 2021

Last-clap contest

When you're at a performance or assembly and the applaud is just ending, this is the contest when two people both try to get the last clap. Usually lasts about 20 seconds before both people give up.

Cathy: I loved how during the assembly today, there was a last-clap contest between Jeff and Matt.

by night0wl94 May 14, 2009