Blubber-lipped Razzle McDazzle

The art of pressing one's lips together and blurbering them about quite vigorously. Basically your typical Razzle McDazzle, but with one's lips rather than tongue.

Todd's classmates were shocked as he used a blubber-lipped Razzle McDazzle to imitate the sound a speedboat makes.

by Username Checks Out October 30, 2018

Smurf lipped

Smurf lipped when u leave a girl sexually frustrated her labia is engorged with blood

Fucking boss calling me to work couldmt finish the Mrs off so I have blue balls and she's Smurf lipped

by Javis1978 April 5, 2019

wigger lipped

when a white person nigger lips a joint or cigarette, and then when confronted, completely deny the allegation and begin to emote gangsterly as an attempt to intimidate the smoke-sharers into disregarding that his/her big dumbass chili-bowl lips soaked that shit

ted: "why the fuck is this joint so wet"

destructocon: "fred wigger lipped it"

fred: "no i fucking didnt u bonk ass niggas, say it again, bet i knock yo dome"

ted: "fred thats a nice suit, whered u get it from"

by joseph_salchurtinski August 5, 2009

double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

Female Lapper

The act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.

Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.

Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?

by Buttons February 15, 2005

Nut lapper

One who laps at nuts, resembling a dog lapping up water.

Yo, that Johnny fellow is quite the nut lapper.

by Mulciber January 10, 2004

biscuit lipped porchmonkey

same thing as saying nigger

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out

by gmoney618 June 1, 2011