by GhostOfMichael July 16, 2018
Get the lanky noodle mug.Lanky Kong was one of the main playable characters in Donkey Kong 64, where HE was one of the four Kongs captured and later rescued throughout the game.
After a 8-year absence, HE makes a return in the series in Donkey Kong Barrel Blast, where Lanky was a unlockable character in the game. It's about fucking time!
After a 8-year absence, HE makes a return in the series in Donkey Kong Barrel Blast, where Lanky was a unlockable character in the game. It's about fucking time!
lanky kong HAS NO EYES WITH WHICH TO SEE
lanky kong's EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS MISERY
lanky kong HAS NO MOUTH AND HE WANTS TO SCREAM
lanky kong ONLY WISHES IT WERE ALL A DREAM
NOW lanky kong WANTS FOR YOU TO SHARE HIS ANGUISH
ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS WILL BE VANQUISHED.
lanky kong's EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS MISERY
lanky kong HAS NO MOUTH AND HE WANTS TO SCREAM
lanky kong ONLY WISHES IT WERE ALL A DREAM
NOW lanky kong WANTS FOR YOU TO SHARE HIS ANGUISH
ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS WILL BE VANQUISHED.
by chainswordcs August 23, 2020
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by The Unbeatable Uno December 10, 2018
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