Lansta

An annoying and clingy 17 year old who spends all his time on discord who thinks he's the best.

“God, Lansta is too clingy, I cant shake him off!”

“Yeah, the same happening to me.”

by Lansta October 13, 2020

landstrider

A semi mytholigical creature

Legend has it that she roams the Peak District on misty days in her pyjamas.

A creature that is not afraid of the mountains and bogs and eats only houmous.

There have been recent 21st century sightings of her at Burbage edge and Kinder Scout but no substantial evidence has been gathered.

It is said that Landstrider is a tame and placid creature with a shrill voice.

"I thought i saw Landstrider yestersay walking at some pace but i couldn't be sure!"

"Mummy, will we see the Landstider on St. Swithens day?"

by briskris March 2, 2021

Longstaff

Has a monster cock which he inflicts on numerous females in one sitting.

This guy is going to do a Longstaff on these girls.

by Bradley Longstaff August 7, 2022

shaking like langsford

To violently shake ones arms in a batting stance, a la MLB legend Carney Langsford.

Dude, no more coke for you bro, your shaking like Langsford!

by micdelicious May 15, 2016

langtree

a gay person who has a small penis

john is a langtree

by Quarranawama October 7, 2009

Gabriel Langston

A gay guy who thinks that masonry is cool. He's awesome, However he is a massive hoe. He loves being in drama, but he's not very talented...

Person 1: Did you see Gabriel Langston in his doctor's outfit? He's so hot

Person 2: He's Gay.

by ZaddyEater April 9, 2020

Pippy Longstockings

A fat, plump and obese little girl with long socks.

Pippy Longstockings sounds like Mark Sentock in a way.

by Yo Mamma January 9, 2004