lance

To laugh and dance victoriously at the same time, usually in an effort to tease or humiliate someone else after a victory.

If you laugh and dance in an opponents face simultaniously it is a lance.

by pummy April 30, 2009

Lance

Could be compared to a noob or a lewser but still loveable.

Lance is such a noob but I still like to hangout with him.

by The_Sad_Banana January 1, 2012

Lance

A manly stick, an erect penis, a bone.

Suck on my lance and choke on my nuts bitch, cocked and loaded!

by me_idiot May 20, 2006

lancing

town which contains lots of massive losers, usually called squire.

this town is such a lancing

by squire poohead April 3, 2008

Lance

A gay bootyhole with a fat ass. Likes seagulls and loves black girls. Mostly into penises though

Can I borrow your cock jerry

That boy with the big booty, that’s lances big favorite snack

by Lance Of nature October 14, 2020

Lanced

The art of getting properly and utterly trolled beyond recognition...

Damn bro I totally just got Lanced today and didnt even see it coming

by TrolleMasta March 24, 2017

Lance

Lance is typically a midget with a small dick and thinks he can get every girl in the world. however, he's also charming with a lot of joy and doesn't give a shit about other people's problems. Despite his height, he can still intimidate people twice his size.

" we better move before lance makes us do it!"

by roggy doggy February 9, 2017