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lance

To laugh and dance victoriously at the same time, usually in an effort to tease or humiliate someone else after a victory.
If you laugh and dance in an opponents face simultaniously it is a lance.
by pummy April 30, 2009
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Lance

Could be compared to a noob or a lewser but still loveable.
Lance is such a noob but I still like to hangout with him.
by The_Sad_Banana January 1, 2012
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Lance

A manly stick, an erect penis, a bone.
Suck on my lance and choke on my nuts bitch, cocked and loaded!
by me_idiot May 20, 2006
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lancing

town which contains lots of massive losers, usually called squire.
this town is such a lancing
by squire poohead April 3, 2008
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Lance

A gay bootyhole with a fat ass. Likes seagulls and loves black girls. Mostly into penises though

Can I borrow your cock jerry
That boy with the big booty, that’s lances big favorite snack
by Lance Of nature October 14, 2020
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Lanced

The art of getting properly and utterly trolled beyond recognition...
Damn bro I totally just got Lanced today and didnt even see it coming
by TrolleMasta March 24, 2017
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Lance

Lance is typically a midget with a small dick and thinks he can get every girl in the world. however, he's also charming with a lot of joy and doesn't give a shit about other people's problems. Despite his height, he can still intimidate people twice his size.
" we better move before lance makes us do it!"
by roggy doggy February 9, 2017
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