A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
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A lanage is where a heap of guys sit around in a circle stoked that there computers a linked and play games for days on end, like COD and Flashpoint.
Usually involves the type of geeks/newbs with a social life, hence the leaving of a small room to see others.
A lanage is where a heap of guys sit around in a circle stoked that there computers a linked and play games for days on end, like COD and Flashpoint.
Usually involves the type of geeks/newbs with a social life, hence the leaving of a small room to see others.
Person 1: Min, up for a lanage next weekend?
Person 2: Fucking decent!
Person 1: Get some doob for the occasion?
Person 2: Damn right!
Person 2: Fucking decent!
Person 1: Get some doob for the occasion?
Person 2: Damn right!
by Jonnny February 3, 2006
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by Laynie November 5, 2006
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Get the Red Lantern mug.The act of fingering a girl with any type of ring on your fingers, specifically a large one, characteristic of the mighty green lantern himself.
Bro 1 - Yo man, I totally pulled the green lantern on my girl and she said the ring made it feel so good.
Bro 2 - That's awesome dude, let's go have a bro circle and you can teach me.
Bro 2 - That's awesome dude, let's go have a bro circle and you can teach me.
by Trickmaster 5000 February 18, 2009
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This term comes from the observation that many asian drivers (in Toronto) have red lanterns hanging from thier rear view mirrors. When you would be driving and your passenger might say to you, "Hey, watch out for the red lantern alert to the right!" Seeing an asian driver merging into your lane minus the proper signal lights and disregard for the driver's car in question.
by Sparebear75 May 11, 2007
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