the stragglers within a congregation of which no one likes yet are still unbeknowing of the hatred directed towards them
e.g. "Brittany and Kylie are such lemons why the fuck do they sit with us? Do they know that none of us like them?"
by darbluva101 August 10, 2015
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Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke
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Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke
by its dennis August 7, 2006
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The practice of picking up and droping pitchers from free agency between their starts in fantasy baseball so as to have the maximum pitchers start for one's team in a given week.
Steve: "Look at this guy's strikeout total!"
Paul: "Yeah, but look at the ERA. He's grabbing lemons."
Paul: "Yeah, but look at the ERA. He's grabbing lemons."
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UGH!! Why can't a just get this right? I'm good at pretty much everything else! *sigh* Free My Lemons.
by hellokittylitter15 March 6, 2011
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After chugging his fifth can of Sucking Lemons, Blake found himself wondering if Mitch's mom had always been so attractive.
Sarah wanted to forget about her crossdressing ex, so she immediately bought a 4-Pack of Sucking Lemons and shotgunned them.
Sarah wanted to forget about her crossdressing ex, so she immediately bought a 4-Pack of Sucking Lemons and shotgunned them.
by SamanthaMolly September 16, 2014
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-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.
Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?
Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.
Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.
by Clone394 June 5, 2011
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