Kumquat

A kumquat (or better refined as a cum-quat) is a small individual (or midget) that is addicted to cum.

*midget walks up, and I stare into it's eyes and whisper in its ear* "kumquat"

by Charles Manson 666 September 09, 2018

Kumquat

A safe word for people who can't see the color red

"KUMQUAT!!!"
P1: "what was that?!"
P2: "oh that's coreys safe word, he can't see red."

by August 12, 2023

Kumquat

a midget that drinks cum

Jeff is such a kumquat.

by Masked015 December 02, 2019

Kumquat

A TH I C C. B O I I. Who has other redeeming quality other than attractiveness

“I only date kumquats”

by n word f word July 07, 2018

Kumquat

Kumquat Is a nickname of a boy named “Ryan” that a group that called themselves “knarp” gave to this boy

Ryan the kumquat is currently on a mission

by Tw.nograpes March 20, 2021

puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman

"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."

by captain deeze January 31, 2012

Kumquat squat

when you squat and cum,piss, and shit over you partners penis and moan all at the time

man sally over there gave me a nice Kumquat squat a few mins ago

by measpinner2647 February 29, 2016