Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle

Very funny term for masturbation.

"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."

by PSYCHO DANE September 17, 2008

Fuck Knuckle

General dickhead. See also Fucker, Asshole, Cunt et al.

That's not my wife you stoopid fuck knucle!

by Izzy Stewart April 8, 2003

shit stained thumb knuckle

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.

I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.

by jim dandyy June 13, 2011

Knuckles The Echidna

Knuckles is a cool guy with a bad attitude. He does'nt like to be pushed around. Him and Sonic fight a lot, but I think their good buddies.

Knuckles is cool.

by Hamtaro October 15, 2003

Fuck-Knuckle

Brick-like intellegence coupled with new levels of arse-holiness.

My boss is a real fuck-knuckle

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

2nd knuckle

A phrase used to describe the action of fingering a lady.

Remember that slag from the other night? Yeah I 2nd knuckled the bitch next to the bandit in the kebab house.

by Chris Robertson August 17, 2006

Chocolate Knuckle

when you do a frontal wipe and your knuckle accidentally touches the turd in the toilet bowl.

I can tell you forgot to wash your hands by the chocolate knuckle you have.

by Arty Partida February 28, 2008