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Kevin Kristopher Kruise

An imaginary boyfriend made up by a completely insane 15 year old questionably female individual. Kevin is from a family of 6-12 children, all of which are boys, and he has/had an indentical twin brother who commited suicide.

Kevin can also be used as an exclamation when something is completely rediculous or fake.
"That chick's boobs are so fake."
"Yeah, Kevin Kristopher Kruise is realer than those."
by Heidi Brenntmann March 30, 2009
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Kristofferson

Kristofferson (silverfox) is one of the 19 Protagonists Trying to help his family while his father figure recovers. He is More clever professional and calmer than most (or all) characters, he is able to help his family or himself.
A = First time watching
B = Knows about film

A: who is that white fox?
B: He is Called Kristofferson.
by TopHatCatMan January 29, 2022
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kristoffers mom

a hot, and sexy induvidgual
omg "kristoffers mom" is getting layed by daniel!
by big man cooms June 7, 2022
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KristofferValorant

Dumb bozo, could be called an ai but it has intelligence in it so hes an ar (artificial retard). Also could be referred as the exact opposite of smart
Bros dumb as hell i wouldnt be surprised if it was KristofferValorant.
by kicin September 9, 2022
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You know kris kristofferson?

Well i am piss pissofferson
You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.
by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023
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Kristofers

Just usually fat and play samp
Omg kristofers is so fat he is like kilo
by BookyFella January 10, 2021
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kristoferyee

kristoferyee: WH OMEGALUL is that
by anonymous January 26, 2022
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