Krispy Kreme

After the male has ejaculated on an object, he then leaves his cum to dry and form a crust to scare off enemies.

I made a krispy kreme on her pillow so she'd leave my apartment asap. It worked bro!

by Purple nerple March 9, 2015

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Back at it again at Krispy Kreme

What you say whilst holding a Krispy Kreme paper hat before doing a back handspring into kicking a sign off the wall.

Guy holding paper hat: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme
Guy holding paper hat: (kicks sign)

by BostonMan86 September 19, 2023

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Krispy Kreme Hands

Cum on your hands. rub it round. then air dry it.

Maverick ejaculated on his hand, then rubbed it around, then air dried it. Looks like a krispy kreme glazed donut = Krispy Kreme Hands

by BISHNI44A March 12, 2020

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Krispy Kreme

When you cum into a deep fryer and serve it to you partner with out their knowledge.

“I gave her some Krispy Kreme for dessert. She had no idea.”

by Theclaw14612 March 14, 2022

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Krispy Kreme

A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.

Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",

Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.

by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025

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Krispy Kreme

A crusty blowjob/oral sex, the morning after the hookup

Dude1: so how did the hookup go last night?
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...

by captainskitz April 25, 2023

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