knotted cream

when a persons pubic hair is knotted up due to the leakage of certain sexual fluids.

"Last night was the best shag i ever had, shame about my knotted cream! It hurts like hell to undo, next time i will tell him to cum inside me not over me"

"I left her wiv a knotted cream"

"He said spit or swallow, so i said spit and left him wiv knotted cream"

by Tinkerbell Marie W February 28, 2009

The Knitter

A superhero created on tumblr, he has gained popularity as a fan-made DC character and goes along committing crimes with his knittens, simply knitting over everything and everyone that he can knit.

The Knitter strikes again!!

by a regular noob August 24, 2018

knitter

Semi-veiled word for nigger.

Did you see all those knitters looting in New Orleans?

by mascan42 April 26, 2006

Kutter

A member of a virtual airline who crashes planes and owes $250000 to a CEO. He has obtained the title Jizz Monkey as it pays better than a Student Pilot. He obtained his pilot's license from a cereal box. He is also named the butt-pirate, or even possibly a jizz-lizard. He is a fuckhead turd who everyone makes fun of. Someone completely unpopular, and gay although in denial.

P.S. The Butt-Pirate Made This

You are a complete Kutter!

by kutter116 August 13, 2009

knurtel

round stick with which to beat an old lady when performing the Trondheim Hammer Donce

Dude, I was performing the TRONDHEIN HAMMER DONCE, and I toally ruined this OLD LADY with my KNURTEL. BASH! WALLOP! It was amazing.

by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005

Yoghurt Knitter

n A male who indulges in masturbation or yoghurt knitting. Unlike the word wanker this is more a statement of fact rather than an insult.

That guy is a real yoghurt knitter. He became an associate member of the mile high club when he took one off the wrist in the toilet of a jumbo.

by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

knotted dong

A knotted dong is where you take your big long dick tie it in a knot, give yourself a redsock fist your redsock then push your knotted dong into your ass roughly until you squirt out milky stuff

guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ASS ITS GOT MY KNOTTED DONG IN IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OUCH OUCH OUCH BOIII

by YusofBinLaden July 3, 2017