Knobbing

To wrap ones' mouth around a door knob and to then have someone open the door. Instantly ripping your teeth out.

Will: Have you seen Melissa?
Nate: I heard she got caught knobbing, she's getting dentures fitted.
Will: Yikes!

by weedsniffer3000 January 26, 2020

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Knob

Its a different way to say noob

You are such a knob

by Abagofmemes September 19, 2017

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Knobbing is the post-coital activity of eating a doorknob. However this is only performed after anal sex. Partakers in this activity are called "Knobbers." Knobbing is best known for the excerpt of the underground Guniean porn video "KNOBBERS BE CRAZY," in which said clip showcases the leading male, Ibrahima Kowolai, partaking in the post-coital activity.

"Dude, I had a rough night of Knobbing yesterday..."

by _Dolos_ September 17, 2021

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Knob

Some situation or someone that is a little bit sh** or sh** out of luck. Buy we or they keep persevering making the overall assessment of the situation or person rather positive overall. Usually used as an endearing term for a friend who screws up a little or makes a faux paz or whatever.

Hey the boss' son called. He's coming in at 9:30 this morning.
Oh knobs I was supposed to finish his report.

Why what happened. I thought you were on top of that.

No, I fell asleep! And when I woke up my hand was still holding my half full cup of coffee.
You knob! You shouldn't have switched to decaf.
I know. Sucks being me right now.

by Dave Shay September 11, 2019

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Knobbed

When you go to someone's house and rub your ass in their door knob but they turn the knob while your ass is still on the other side if the door and it got pushed into your anus

"Why did you have to get a Tetinus shot?"
-"dude I go knobbed"

by Nigga Kate March 22, 2014

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