knee-slapper

a joke that is so silly that in order to handle it you must slap your knee

Rick told me the best knee-slapper yesterday.

by KROGO July 6, 2005

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

Knee Buckling Butt Fucking

This is when a girl is getting fucked up the ass so hard that both her and the person fucking her knees buckle from the forces of fucking and getting fucked. Best observed in any porno where anal poundings are involved.

Dude me and my girl were fucking, it was Knee Buckling Butt Fucking night, she was so tired after that she fell asleep with my cock in her ass, what a night!

Knee Buckling Ass Fucking is the way to go

by Overloard October 15, 2010

knee-grows

the reason black people are so tall

Q: why is everybody so tall in basketball?
A: it's mostly because their knee-grows.

by jonesberger November 14, 2020

knee-jerk

A spontaneous, thoughless, predictable and stereotypical reaction to something, usually an opinion or a statement.

An entire culture of American neo-conservatives has seemed to build itself on a type of knee-jerk reaction to any kind of criticism of the Bush Administration or the loyal element of the Republican Party, even from fellow conservatives -- the kind of pseudo-patriotism discouraged by Theodore Roosevelt.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

knee-jerk

automatic, quick and without thought

Allergies are the immune system's knee-jerk defensive responses to unknown substances.

by Light joker January 17, 2007

knee-grow

the reason black people are so tall....because their knee-grows.

hey leroy, do you know why black people are so tall? because their knee-grows!

by tony March 8, 2004