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Knacker Tea

The first piss of the morning, as its been brewing most of the night
Morning love i'm just gonna have a knacker tea.
by dekkamsn July 16, 2016
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KLACKED ASS BITCH

A}}}MORE TIMES THAN NOT REFERS TO A WOMAN AKIN TO A SKEEZER ,ONLY MUCH MUCH WORSE. KNOWN TO HAVE AN EXTENSIVE AMOUNT OF TIME DEDICATED TO VARIOUS ; SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH NO REAL MOTIVATION OTHER THAN CONTINUING THE SELF AND GENERAL POPULATIONS OPINION OF HAVING BEEN DEFINED AS, HAVING NO SENSE NOR VALUE WHATSOEVER, USELESS, POINTLESS, A WASTE, EARLIER POSSIBLE TERMINOLOGY ARE 1. PIECE OF DOG SHIT, 2}BURNT OUT, 3} TORN UP FROM THE FLOOR UP. TYPE LIKE BITCH 4} TURNT OUT STANKY ASS CHICKEN HEADED BITCH
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NOT OPPOSED TO SCAVENGING THRU THE BOTTLE RETURN STATIONS IN HOPES OF PERSUADING THE BOTTLE RETURNS ATTENDENT TO ALOW HER TO PERFORM VARIOUS MORALY BANKRUPT AND OTHERWISE PHYSICALLY REPULSIVE ACTIONS INVOLVING HER MORE THAN VISUALLY OFFENSIVE MANDATORY S..TD RIDDELED VAGINA, OR EQUALLY RIDDLED MOUTH OR SEPTIC COLON.FOR A HAND WROTE REFUND SLIP OF ANY AMOUNT. THE KLACKED ASS BITCH OF HIGHER POPULATED AREAS TEND TO BE EXTRA FOUL AS FUCK DUE TO THE ENVIROMENTS NUMEROUS OPPURTUNITY S THERE ARE WITH REGARDS TO THE TERMS FAILURE AND OR SELL OUT.






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YO CHECK IT FAMMY PEEP THE KLACKED OUT BITCH BEHIND THAT MUTHA FUCKIN DUMPSTER HOOKING THAT OLD DUDE UP WITH A SPORT.......HELLA FOUL, MY GOD , NOW THATS ONE KLACKED ASS BITCH FRILL DOGGIE.
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knacker clackers

A slang term to describe two homosexual men. Derived from the sound made if two blokes could do each other at the same time, thus making their knackers (balls) "clack" against each other.
Julian and his boyfriend Richard were trying a new position that would enable them to shaft each other at the same time when their knackers started clacking. Their friend Steve, watching, cried "What a pair of knacker clackers!"
by Wayne Rooney April 26, 2007
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screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.
Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.
by ElOjo January 9, 2008
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knocked

Getting caught using or selling drugs. Used mostly to describe drug dealers. Usually they have to stop selling because of it.
Is Karen on tonight?
I heard she got knocked last week, so probably not.
by NatureLover111 October 15, 2006
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Knacker Drinking

Getting one of your friends brothers that is 18+ to buy you alcoholic beverages , then travelling to a place which is rarely visited by adults to consume these beverages
We might go knacker drinking with Lohan , after work on friday
by R10 December 19, 2006
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Knackered

Very tired
I was very Knackered after have sex with my wife's, sisters dog.
by @snakie4dead on twitch, twitte January 20, 2022
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