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just kidding

tellin a joke thats not true then saying "just kidding'
or saying something bad then regreting it because the person u called a fuck-face is right next to u
OR telling a joke thats not true then like a year later say "oh yea when i said i backflipped off my house i was just kidden"

(dont say it too much you'll get called a lier ALOT)
Jim:Dave's a curly headed fuck-face.
Dave walks by;
Jim:Oh Phil i was just kidding about Dave, he's a cool guy wit a big dick.
Dave:Why thank you Jim.
by jofrizzle February 20, 2011
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no kidding colombo

See no shit sherlock

Meaning obvoisly, in a really sarcastic way.
Used instead of `no shit sherlock` in schools or where swearing aint allowed, but also as a change : Ha.
Like Sherlock colombo was a detective its on english tv dont know if it is anywhere else .

Made up by my mate :
Chris : "Did you know that tomorow is Tuesday?"
Lizz : "No kidding colombo!"

Lizz : "Did you know A is before B ? "
Chris : "No kidding colombo"
by Lizzeh-x Bt Made By Chris :] December 13, 2008
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You're kidding

Person one: I just blew Nancy's dogs legs off with a 12 gauge! HAHAHHAHAHA
Person two: You're kidding...
by wowzers1337 November 14, 2016
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Karate Kidding

Waxing on and off in public places.
What is he doing?

I think.. He's Karate Kidding.

That's legal?

No...but he sure can wax the hell out of whatever he's waxing
by Shakeshisspear January 1, 2011
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Jason Kidding

Intentionally bringing up a bad joke or spilling a drink in order to divert the conversation or to "save time", typically done in a group setting.
As I was growing tired of her lengthy conversation, I realized it was time for a little jason kidding. So I "accidentally" spilled my water, just like that bitch ass Jason Kidd.
by LakersFoLife November 28, 2013
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your kidding

A way of saying “no way”. Either can be positive or negative.
Dylan: they have dark chocolate Reese’s now

Olivia: your kidding!!😱

Sarah: Josh is dating Katelyn again.
Olivia: your kidding...
by Thebeauty<3 April 21, 2018
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half-kidding

When you're not sure if you're kidding. Or you're just plain stupid. Of course, you alone are responsible for any shit that goes down once you half-kid.
JEEZ, she actually turned up. I was only half-kidding when I invited her.
by Cold Mirror August 6, 2016
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