Khaled can steal ur girl in less in 3 seconds and he’s the cutest kid in the world and can get any girl and has a big dick so watch out don’t get jealous fuckers
by Jessica heathers December 08, 2019
Khaled means cute north african boy ( not dj Khaled )
if you ever spot a cute arab brown boy you call him Khaled.
and call me too and give him my number.
Everyone loves Khaled especially me.
if you are a Khaled i love you and marry me pleaseee
InshAllah i marry KHALEDDDD
if you ever spot a cute arab brown boy you call him Khaled.
and call me too and give him my number.
Everyone loves Khaled especially me.
if you are a Khaled i love you and marry me pleaseee
InshAllah i marry KHALEDDDD
Girl: Omg have you seen the new boy, his name is Khaled.
Me: Sorry but i dont think hes into fat girls let me have him instead
Girl: Fine but you already have 500 husbands
Me: you can never have too many
Me: Sorry but i dont think hes into fat girls let me have him instead
Girl: Fine but you already have 500 husbands
Me: you can never have too many
by moomoooo December 11, 2022
A guy who will let you stick anything you want up his ass except your dick cuz "No man, I'm not gay".
Khaled is such a closet-Tenor. I'm just gonna suggest he find a chick to peg him. (See: "Tenor", short definition).
by BassB2 September 29, 2021
(person 1) "Man I get like 5 Grumpy Cat memes a day from my grandma!"
(Person 2) " I feel your pain bro! I still get Khaled by my grandma with Lolcats"
(Person 2) " I feel your pain bro! I still get Khaled by my grandma with Lolcats"
by listy81 November 28, 2017
Kind of one of the main homies but is extremely sensitive so watch out around them because they might get mad at you.
by kindaUrDad May 22, 2019
The man, the myth, the legend. This individual is undoubtedly one of the most epic gifted egyptians. Teacher in a college, Online classes giver and one of the most popular physicians in om el donia (egypt) If you take lessons with this man, you're leaving your exams with nothing less than a fullmark. 7arfeyan nikola tesla w albert einstein 5ayfeen men el ragel da.
person 1: "howa meen da ele beydares physics kwayes awi??? ana gebt fullmark wana aslan ahbal wa7ed a3rafo"
person 2: "da Hussein Khaled, ezay tkoon mesh 3rfo asasan"
person 2: "da Hussein Khaled, ezay tkoon mesh 3rfo asasan"
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