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Jerry got participation L bozo imagine failing your guass contest after all that practice. Kerry has a huge fat juicy
by Kerry's Slave May 24, 2022
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kerry baker

AKA the 22 stone milf. A PHAT MILF who spoils her kids and has 5.6 x 10³ chins. Her kid is a racist and pedo.
U heard about Kerry baker g?
No, why?
She's a MILF!!!
by anonymous June 6, 2022
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Kerry Curry

When a man ejaculates and shits in a curry and feeds it to a woman
Sean: Yo I just gave my girl a Kerry curry
Tom: That's Epic dude bro 99
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joe kerry

father of 4
Joe Kerry is well know for being the best father in the world...
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john kerry

A man who would have brought America out of the complete clusterfuck that has become our country, a la George W. Bush. Republicans feel the need to pick on him, because it's the best defense they can come up with when Democrats point out the obvious shortcomings of the current president, creating an effect similar to the phenomena of when a chimpanzee observes humans using tools, and then tries to use tools in a similar manner.
How the fuck was John Kerry kept out of office?
by allgreek2me2004 February 11, 2007
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john kerry

the man who should have won the election...
man george dubya sucks.....we need JOHN KERRY!
by Anonymous February 11, 2007
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John Kerry

John Kerry enlisted in the Navy in 1966. He began his first tour of duty on a guided-missile frigate off the cost of Vietnam. In 1968, John Kerry began his second tour of duty, and volunteered to serve on a Swift Boat, one of the most dangerous assignments of the war. Swift Boats patrolled the narrow inlets and canals around the Mekong Delta to draw fire and smoke out the enemy. Lt. John Kerry's leadership, courage, and sacrifice earned him a Silver Star, the Navy's fifth highest medal, a Bronze Star with Combat V, and three Purple Hearts, awarded for wounds received in combat.

After he returned home he decided he had a responsibility to his friends still serving, the friends he had lost, and his country, to help restore responsible leadership in America. He became a spokesman for Vietnam Veterans Against the War.

After graduating from Law School in 1976, John Kerry went to work as a top prosecutor in Middlesex County, Massachusetts. He took on organized crime and fought for victims' rights.

John Kerry was elected Lieutenant Governor in 1982. In that office, he organized the nation's Governors to combat acid rain that was polluting lakes, rivers, and the nation's water supply. Two years later, he was elected to the United States Senate and he has won reelection three-times since. He is now serving his fourth term, after winning again in 2002.

During his two decades of service, he has fought for fiscal discipline, fought to put 100,000 more cops on America's streets, and fought to modernize and strengthen America's military. He worked with Senator John McCain to investigate American POW/MIAs. He helped provide health insurance for millions of low-income children. He has fought to improve public education, protect our natural environment, strengthen our economy, and increase in the minimum wage. John Kerry has been a tireless champion of funding for veterans' health care.

He ran for president in 2004. He lost only because George Bush stole the election with the help of his friends at Diebold, and other private companies that count the American people's votes.
by Dr Truth February 11, 2007
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