Kettle-cook ya bum

Being so mad at someone when you see them you want to pick them up and throw them on top of a kettle top.

Man this bitch be trippin, I'm bout to kettle-cook ya bum when she walk in.

by Brookegivsrimjobs2kitty June 27, 2016

Kensley

A Beautiful girl who is extremely short probably the shortest person you know dirty blonde hair with beautiful blue eyes and is the most loyal and trustworthy person you’ll ever meet she is a straight fireball and will do it ever it takes to take care of her friends and family if you ever meet Kensley please never let her go because you’ll regret it for the rest of your life

Miley: Have you seen Kensley today she’s so hot
Tom: I know right she’s beautiful I wish she was mine
Cauley: And she’s a great friend have you ever met somebody beautiful and that loyal I love her

by LoyalGal April 24, 2020

Ketlen

Ketlen is that type of girl that just gets you amused every time. She's loving and funny as hell. But be careful, she's not the girl for romances. Only if you're lucky enough to catch her heart ;)

Have you seen Ketlen today? Damn, she's so funny! Wish I could be friends with her one day.

by suneatereater September 2, 2021

car kettle

Slang term for a male who is of homosexual orientation. Its origins lie somewhere in the darkest regions of deepest Norfolk. Follows the same etymology as arse twister

"That twat's a right car kettle"

by ben kippin July 1, 2004

Aspen Tea Kettle

Standing in downward facing dog and farting a mountain of cocaine into someones face.

Mary gave Suzie an Aspen Tea Kettle. Suzie received it with her nose. "Ahhh I really should go skiing more often!" she declared.

by Katwaxer April 19, 2013

Kettle

An irregular air traveler (1-2x/year) who feels entitled to use first class and premium check-in counters, attempts to board during first class or elite boarding groups. Kettles are often oblivious to boundaries such as curtains separating first class from main cabin, or by crowding around Priority boarding lanes to prevent premium customers from accessing them.

Airline passenger traveling with too much luggage both out of touch with and unaware of airport boarding and security procedures is a Kettle.

by N979AN June 24, 2010

kettle of fish

An expression that means 'That's a whole 'nother subject.'

We were going to talk politics, but that's a whole 'nother kettle of fish!

by Curt H June 3, 2008