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Kelvin

Asian. That one scary guy who plays shooter games. Tall and has the most pale skin as a result of not seeing the sun for so long. He's a nice person if you get to know him, he can be clingy as fuck but that's why he's so sweet. I never got the chance to date a kelvin before but if you get the chance to, then you're one hell of a lucky bitch.

Will go and scavenge the deep ends of nhentai.net to find you some good hentai, even if he doesn't like it, because he's so fucking sweet and would do that for you. Please do not leave him on read.

Has eyebags that look cool on him as a result of no sleep. Likes to use emoticons such as ":), :/, :>, :<". Sometimes sought after gay classmates. He can probably drop kick your ass if you make him mad. If this were America then he'd probably be the quiet kid that ends up shooting the school. Did I also mention how sweet he is??
"Goddamnit Kelvin you stole my ace"

"Kelvin please stop beatboxing, I'm dying"
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Kelvin is a math teacher now
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Kelvin is god
Kelvin better than anybody
Kelvin is more handsome than u

Don't try to challenge me
U will fuck up
Do u know who is the most handsome guy in the world
That is kelvin
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Kelvin is god
Kelvin better than anybody
Kelvin is more handsome than u

Don't try to challenge me
U will fuck up
Do u know who is the most handsome guy in the world
That is kelvin
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Kelvin or The Kelvin - The art of using various filters on social media ( especially instagram ) on a subject . The wilder the filter , the more out of context , the better the Kelvin

Being a Kelvin is not a choice but a way of life

Mahatma Gandhi once said , change your instagram filter and the world will change accordingly thus be the filter you wish to see in the world.
Bro : Hey do you mind if I do “The Kelvin “ today

Bro 2 : chaaaaaaa

Bro : Consider it posted
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Kelvin is an amazing person, sweet and compassionate about things he cares about. Kelvin is very smart, even though he acts like he's not, and he's adorable beyond anything you could ever imagine. He is the funniest person you can meet and will make you laugh until your ribs hurt. He gets angry when people call him Kevin, and when he gets mad, he gets MAD. Never get on Kelvins nerves or you're in for a treat. Overall a Kelvin is someone who always looks out for his friends and has a girlfriend who loves him very much. If you ever meet a Kelvin in your life, make sure to hold him close and never let him go or you'll lose someone who is a extremely good friend and amazing boyfriend.
Girl 1: I would love Kelvin as my boyfriend.
Girl 2: kelvin such a good friend.
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Kelvin is a brown skin man who likes to be on his own an likes an independent women who can care for her self and him but he will never let her. Kelvin is amazing in bed Kelvin is either a leo, or virgo and has a big heart but will never admit it. Kelvin also likes playing sports. Kelvin is a really nice an sweat guy who is really loyal when he is in a relationship. he takes his relationship really serious an he likes to have sex.
Kelvin is very cute
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