Liam Keel

Liam Keel, alias L Money, is a sick bastard who makes rape fetish porn on tiktok of him impregnating the ponies from MLP and expects everyone to love him.

He says he will be the “next Michael Jackson,” and assumes everyone will agree. He is so deep into his delusion that he thinks he has a fan base.
Liam Keel is insane

L Money got fluttershy pregnant, and then abandoned her to give birth alone
by SkintoSkin November 21, 2023
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keel owa

To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.
Me: ,phwar, if I dinny get a fag rite now am canny gonna ,keel owa,

My American friend: what
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Keeling

To describe normally a great keeper and has lots of theatrics when he is in goal. The Manuel Neuer of school football
This guy is a Keeling. Top level keeper
by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019
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Keeling

The process of ejaculating into your foreskin keeping it in place as you repeat the process you will eventually ejaculate again, expanding your foreskin exponentially
Dave: Bro it’s like a balloon how fid you manage to do that
Simon: Keeling brah, it’s the new jelq
by Keicircoober February 12, 2024
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drop keel

When someone sits on a random person's lap without wearing any underwear.
The Scotsman wearing his kilt, drop keel'd onto a girl riding the bus
by 10/10 Would Not Do November 16, 2017
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Keel

English slang of kill your self. Or kill my self
Ewww Esmé, your so ugly go keel
I might as well just keel
by Abigail-Esmé January 20, 2018
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keel

Street slang for E.L. Fudge double stuff cookies.
Hey girl, you going to the store? Pick me up some keel while you're there. And milk.
by CrazyMook October 04, 2020
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