Keel Off

Synonym for jerk off.

My mail lady was looking so fine today - I snapped a pic of her to look at while I keel off later.

by AmazingKen216 October 15, 2019

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drop keel

When someone sits on a random person's lap without wearing any underwear.

The Scotsman wearing his kilt, drop keel'd onto a girl riding the bus

by 10/10 Would Not Do November 16, 2017

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Keel

English slang of kill your self. Or kill my self

Ewww Esmé, your so ugly go keel
I might as well just keel

by Abigail-Esmé January 20, 2018

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keel

Street slang for E.L. Fudge double stuff cookies.

Hey girl, you going to the store? Pick me up some keel while you're there. And milk.

by CrazyMook October 3, 2020

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What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020

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